In which one (1) genuinely unhinged AI creator formally begs brands to let her make money from the content she's already making.
A Pitch Deck · Series Please
A Slightly Desperate Pitch Deck
01 — The Problem
Monetization strategy: vibes.
03 — Traction
3,922 followers · 17 likes
each one personally appreciated.
05 — The Edge
Small account. Unsettlingly loyal fans.
07 — Projections
30K + $30K. 90 days.
08 — The Ask
Partner with me before I'm expensive.
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01 — The Problem
↓ a.k.a. why you should work with me
I makegenuinelyamazing stuff.
For free. To the financial benefit of no one — including, tragically, me.
The unhinged-honest part: I'm sharp, relentlessly curious, and I lock onto a good idea like a dog with a bone. I do not put it down.
And I want money. Not cute-side-hustle money — freedom money. Take-my-family-around-the-world money. Lower-my-cortisol money. The kind where I stop lying awake at 2am doing math, wondering if we have enough.
Also: I would tattoo your logo on my actual body. No questions asked. (Probably.)
CURRENT MONETIZATION STRATEGY:
VIBES.
02 — Meet The Founder
Whitney.
AI creator. Boy mom. Reformed lurker. Devout member of the Church of Eddie Vedder.
Talks to Claude more than she talks to most humans.
✦Actually uses the AI tools she posts about (revolutionary, apparently)
✦Makes AI feel exciting instead of terrifying
✦Will read your brand guidelines. And follow them. Willingly.
@whitneydoesai
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AI · Marketing · Ecom
02.5 — My Board of Directors
Meet the dependents.
A.k.a. the household. A.k.a. the real reason I need the bag. None of them chip in. All of them eat.
01 Head of Household Chaos
Boy Mom
Raising boys is a full-contact sport. The deadlines still get hit — somehow.
👦👦
The Boysnames withheld
02 Co-Heads of Security
The Mastiffs ×2
Two French Mastiffs. ~200 lbs of love & drool. Zero notes on my content.
Sgt. PepperSarge
Eleanor RigbyEllie
03 Director of Snoring
The Frenchie
Snores louder than my current reach. We're working on fixing both.
I am, by my own cheerful admission, genuinely unhinged. Things that didn't fit on a metrics slide but absolutely inform the partnership — eight exhibits, for the record:
0 / 8 claims fact-checked · tap verify on each
👇go ahead, fact-check me
Quit a comfortable multi-six-figure job at 37 to teach AI full time.Voluntarily. On purpose. With my whole chest.
My husband is a stay-at-home dad holding down the fort.Officially my COO. Unofficially my emotional support human.
ADHD: diagnosed, medicated, and honestly more productive for it.The meds are working. So am I. Constantly.
Relentlessly obsessive about the things I love.It's just "great work ethic" wearing a trench coat.
Five feet tall.The ambition, notably, is not.
WHITNEYthe partnership issue · est. now
EXHIBIT F“She just did the thing.” The brand-safe icon nobody saw coming.
Not to brag, but my face is brand-safe in 4K.Ring-light optional. I will hold your product like it owes me money — and the camera, tragically, loves me back.
Turning 39 this year. Botox is doing the Lord's work.Aging like a fine, well-maintained content machine.
Will accept partial payment in chocolate Twizzlers.This is not a joke. It's a contract clause.
03 — Traction
The numbers that actually matter.
2.1M
views in the last 30 days. yes — million.
1.2M
accounts reached (+6.7%) in those same 30 days
97.8%
of that reach is new people — my content travels far past my own followers
401K
top reel, fully organic — a "building with Claude" video
📍 70.7% women, mostly 25–44 & AI-curious · top markets US · UK · Italy · Brazil · 98.9% Reels · link taps +37.7%.
👀 The plot twist: just 3,922 followers. Small account, unreasonable reach — and your logo could be the first one on it.
Receipts — what they actually comment
"ok you just saved me 3 hours, downloading this NOW"
— a real human, probably
"how do you make AI look this easy 😭 following forever"
— another one
"bought it because you said so. no regrets."
— my favorite kind
04 — Market Size · TAM
Brands not yet working with me:
~everyone
Available brands
YOU
Smart early movers
1
Brands working w/ me
The total addressable market is, conservatively, enormous.
05 — Competitive Advantage
Small account.Unsettlinglyloyal fans.
→Tiny following, enormous reach — 2.1M views & 1.2M accounts in 30 days
→My audience trusts me — they comment, save & actually buy
→I translate "scary AI" into "oh wait, I could do that"
→Niche, focused, and not yet jaded by 40 brand deals
05.5 — The Work
Made by me. Press play.
Not my biggest numbers — my best-looking work. Now picture your product, made this watchable.
"Her phone will not survive…"
▶ comedy · concept, shoot & edit — all me
"My kind of video game"
▶ AI clone / multiplicity effect
POV: '90s game show contestant
▶ AI nostalgia self-insert, no green screen
"Unboxing my Claude doll"
▶ AI product concept · made solo
★ Unsolicited Clout
Mark Cuban follows me ✓
On Instagram. Yes — that Mark Cuban. No, I have not recovered. Yes, I'm putting it in a pitch deck, because frankly that's just good business.
06 — Partnership Tiers
Pick your level of commitment →
01 Bronze
Notice Me
You acknowledge my existence. I frame it. We both win.
You get: a genuine product try-out, a story shout-out + tagged post, and my undying gratitude.
gifted / seeding
02 Silver
Let's Talk
A real, well-made reel + my completely genuine enthusiasm.
You get: 1 hero Reel + 3 story frames, raw files & usage rights, ~7-day turnaround.
one (1) excellent reel
03 Gold
Marry Me (Professionally)
I become your loudest, most credible evangelist. Ride-or-die brand energy.
You get: monthly content drop, always-on advocacy, first dibs on every launch + full usage rights.
ongoing partnership
07 — Projected Growth · 90 days
The hockey stick.
0
followers in 90 days
$0
in partnership revenue
A conservative estimate. I refuse to be talked down from the hockey stick.
Bonus Round
You can just do things.
You've got AI and free will — that's the whole business plan, honestly. So celebrate with me. Pick your move:
Scratch for a free hook, an idea, or a little luck — it's yours on the spot. Screenshot your favorites. Scratch as many as you want. (Drag to scratch.)
@whitneydoesai
